Sunday, October 09, 2005

I Wanna Date A Citibanker

A Citibanker is represented by the Citibank model in the Citibank ads. He is intelligent, charming, sincere and romantic. He has a cleanly shaven face, lovely sharp features, twinkling eyes and a smile that makes your legs wobble. He wears simple CK apparel that look perfect on his tall, proportionate frame. It is not exactly shown in the ads, but I'm pretty sure a hot piece of ass is packaged into the Citibank model.

James Lye is a rather good representation of a Citibanker. I think Julian Hee will qualify as well. And no, Jing Li, you do not look like Julian Hee, or a Citibanker.

And so, we had class presentations in school yesterday. Since it was a makeup class, Prof combined two classes into one and we got to meet people from the other class. And so, one group presented. One of the presenters had the Citibank look! As we had to dress up formally for presentations, he looked even better in his shirt and pants. Much as I wanted to, I couldn't stare at him throughout the presentation. It's not a prudent thing for a girl to do.

I watched him, looked at the screen when he turned in our direction, whispered to Shirley, watched him, smiled at him when he looked in our direction, whispered somemore to Shirley, looked at the screen, nodded and smiled in acknowledgement at what he was saying when he looked at us, looked at the screen, watched him, giggled with Shirley and stared intently at the slides till the end of the presentation.

"Mel, he kept looking at you!" Shirley said.

"Eh, it was irritating to hear two stupid girls giggling during the whole presentation," Dawne said. "No wonder Citibankers earn so much. They just need to have silly female clients like you, who won't pay attention to what they're saying. The girls will agree to anything."

Heheh.
He looked even cuter when compared to the next presenter who looked like Johnny Depp from Corpse Bride.

And so, I left the class in good spirits that lasted throughout the day. It's wondrous how a good looking person brightens your day. Wanqing, let's date Citibankers together!

4 comments:

chowchow said...

Thanks Carl! Pleased to meet you!

qing said...

Yes i want!

chowchow said...

Qing also pointed out that the models in Citibank ads are not Citibankers but Citibank card holders. I agree. Thus, what I meant was I wanna date a Citibank card holder.

Freshmusic 档案 said...

i cant look like one, but i wanna be as rich as one, haha