To Hell With DOM

The most disgusting species to walk the earth: not (all varieties of) cats, not bull frogs, not baboons but DOM - Dirty Old Men. According to my definition, DOM not only refers to old men aged 60 and above. When I mention DOM, I mean all men, of all ages, who form dirty images in their minds when they see sweet, innocent girls.

Apparently, DOM have all the time in the world to sit around at coffee shops, shake their legs (By the way, men who shake legs disgust me to bits), with one hand on their crotches and the other with a cigarette / mug of beer / cup of coffee. And they sneer.

Once, a girlfriend of mine walked past a coffee shop infested with DOM and one of them called out in mandarin, "Wah, still growing ah?" referring to her bosom. How foul is that? She might be well endowed but that was no reason for anyone to behave in such an uncouth manner. Oh, speaking of disgusting men. Her boyfriend was around when the remark was thrown at her. Guess what he did? Nothing. Nothing!?! 'Nuff said.

Sometimes, DOM hit the streets too, probably to go to Yangtze cinema. I was the victim of street DOM many times. I was chasing the bus once when I jogged past a DOM who stared, sneered and muttered, "So big, hor." If I were not already on the bus, I would have turned around and punched him.

You can spot DOM easily. They all have the same sneer. And they like to stare shamelessly. Their crude behaviour gives rise to ultimate disgust in many girls. Where's our gracious society? Why can't we do anything about them?

I sincerely wish that none of my friends will become DOM in the future.