My Shoes Are Not Wearing Out Fast Enough

My wretched pair of cardboard shoes covered in gold glitter refuses to break so that I have a reason to throw them away!

There are at least 6 pairs still in their pristine boxes waiting to be unwrapped. I'm not wearing them out fast enough to keep out with my new buys! While I'll like to start wearing them for different outfits on different days, the Grand Dame at home hates that I have so many pairs of shoes on the shoe rack. She thinks my lovely shoes create clutter. 

I should have my very own walk-in shoe cabinet, just like how some people have walk-in closets and walk-in beer fridges ;)